Yeah, I got the idea from an /r/todayilearned post. So sue me. Sources: https://warisboring.com/fidel-castro-s-bizarre-obsession-with-milk-27ce5c258de2#.yydegvmsn Intro and outro song: "Brandenburg Concerto No. 4 in G, Movement I (Allegro), BWV 1049" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under...